thegestianpoet: when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first …

purplelittlemermaid: igotyoucupid: brea-is-easingblackgirlsanxiety: jackson-dies-at-the-end: destinyrush: aratafinwe: firebirdscratches: nevaehtyler: they probably spent too much time with their single mother  They clearly had a traumatic childhood. That must not be natural Lions are so impressionable  It’s probably just a phase, they’re going to lion hell still though. They must have been drinking that gay water Omg, you …

youeitherskateoryoudie: sociallyawkward-jac: stephanyyl: jswander: prokopetz: thecrazydusclopslady: aph-haywood: skypestripper: weloveshortvideos: Hello big boy! ok but honestly? how does this lion not maul the fuck out of him. Lions are huge kittens He’s probably been with these lions for quite a while. The grunting noises the lion makes (or “chuffling” as it’s known as) are his way …

cactustuck: uhouse: endquestionmark: firegrowshigher: transhumanisticpanspermia: boopart: WHAT!!!! No They can leap 36 feet As in leap forward 36 feet They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa #death from …

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