alexchurner: this is how my girlfriend and I text Source: fat-lesbo
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help-mywife: Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private 😉 😉 ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.
editor-c: vaspider: unpretty: unpretty: i bought an echo and a wifi lightbulb just so i could say “computer, turn off the light” instead of getting out from under the covers to flip the switch problem found: my husband keeps yelling for the echo to play certain songs before he enters the bedroom so he can …
critical-perspective: etherialism: cornputer: assindeto: take me to art museums and make out with me But they said to not touch the masterpieces Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.
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apatheticghost: “how much do you love me?” *cradles ur cheeks in my hands and looks deeply into ur eyes* “hella”
actuallyclintbarton: joner: me, laying on top of my significant other: hey me, from underneath my significant other: *wheeze* what’s up?
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