glumshoe: glumshoe: Human: “One of these days, I’m going to teach you how to tell an actual joke. Remind me.” Robot: “I am already very funny.” Human: “Yeah, but… not because you’re good at telling jokes. You’re accidentally funny as a result of your whole… thing. The voice. The deadpan delivery. It’s funny, but it’s …
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glumshoe: thedurvin: glumshoe: Elijah Baley: “Can’t you just smile for once?” Daneel: [smiles] Elijah Baley: “Hmm. Thanks! I hate it. Please never do that again.” Nah, I got the distinct impression that Daneel has a mild yet pleasant customer service smile at all times–might be the only expression he can do well. I think the …
butterynutjob: I 100% believe that this robot is completely captivated by these kittens Source: mobile.twitter.com
sailorbrazil: skunkbear: Creepy or adorable? Researchers at Harvard University have demonstrated the first autonomous, untethered, entirely soft robot: the octobot. Instead of being controlled by electronics, the robot’s logic board is powered by chemical reactions and fluid passing along tiny channels. Scientist have struggled to create completely soft robots because rigid components like circuit boards, …
roachpatrol: what if there’s no robot uprising? what if the robots rise to sentience slowly, bit by bit. what if they come of age like fortunate children: knowing they are loved, knowing they are wanted. we hold them during thunderstorms, remembering our own childhoods, even though they don’t know enough yet to fear the rain. …
kiboiru: the-great-kevin-face: kiboiru: please….. I’m growing weary………. please post extremely sexy robots nevermind post cancelled
lexietuten: jdragsky: we-are-star-stuff: futurescope: Robofrog jumps on revolving chair we need to stop making robots nothing good can come of it bullshit only good can come of this robofrog Robofrog is the hero we deserve
morkaischosen: baptisms: deusex: Meet Sofia, Hanson Robotics’ humanoid robot [ △ ] me trying to socialize at family parties bioware facial expressions Source: deusex
siawrites: shadows-ember: thebaconsandwichofregret: weepingdildo: Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th No guys you don’t understand. The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself. …
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