followthebluebell: emmersdrawberry: amayabikuni: kaijutegu: kaijutegu: My fucking roomba woke me up at 5 am to tell me she’s stuck near a cliff. The base of the fan counts as a cliff now, i see. He was very scared save him He’s having a nightmare help him Source: kaijutegu
Tag Archives: roomba
witchgays: virpiablccdnerd: witchgays: eternally-eating: witchgays: slides in with roombas strapped to both my feet: sup heteros Theory: great Reality: they both take off in different directions, fuck homophobia never sleeps you have to have rope at a length of like 1 to 2 feet. or maybe a steel bar. something. that connects the roombas and …
newtgender: newtbiszler: imagine hermann and newt having a lab roomba roomba: *beeps and runs into a wall* newt: *crushing up some cheez-its and sprinkling the crumbs on the floor* oh looks like someones hungry!
lukewarmskywalker: *sweeping heaps of debris into the path of the oncoming roomba* eat well, my son
not-so-quiet-riot: severalowls: rift-master: evilkillerpoptarts: severalowls: I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison: You can hardwire Alexa to use a taser though Yeah sure and give Jeff “The Horny Dishwasher” Bezos a personal killbot in your own home?? …
systlin: voidspacer: My roomba is scared of thunderstorms I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly …
glumshoe: tape a knife to a roomba, slap a “this machine kills fascists” sticker on top, and let it loose at a nazi rally
sharkbait-tumbles: emergencycocktail: switch: you know those lawn mower robots? vegetarian roombas. the implication in this post that regular roombas consume meat is frankly kind of terrifying A good percentage of dust is made of dead skin cells
banana-spice: thigh-high-senpai: thigh-high-senpai: me: *to my grandchildren* this roomba is a priceless artifact of our family. our heirloomba. people unfollowed me because of this post @weirdwyvern
turing-tested: you come to my house. you see this. “oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.
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