THE SIGNS AS GHOSTS

Aries: Hides in closets and screams demonically at night Taurus: Doesn’t really do much, usually found in inanimate objects. Gemini: Knocks shit over, scrapes nails against walls, smashes glass. Cancer: Comforts small children, protects their loved ones. Acts as a guardian angel. Leo: Terrorizes crowds, has a soft spot for children. Virgo: Rearranges everything, frequently …

The signs in the squad

halechka: Aries: The squad leader with questionable judgementTaurus: The squad idiotGemini: The squad heart-throbCancer: The precious cinnamon rollLeo: Best part of the squad tbhVirgo: The reason the squad still existsLibra: No one knows how or why they are part of the squad but also no one talks about it aka the elephant in the squadScorpio: …

The Signs And How They Ruin The Holidays

Aries: Sets something on fire. Taurus: Shows up with cursed pirate treasure. Gemini: Ends up reenacting scenes from old Godzilla movies in the living room. Cancer: Tries to hit on literally everyone. (And some pieces of furniture.) Leo: Turns the living room into a pillow fort. Somehow things are better this way. Virgo: Insists on …

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