mitchfynde: devilinhighheels: my-very-own-opinion: devilinhighheels: my-very-own-opinion: twerkcircus: thegoodlion: soulsoaker: turing-tested: hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak socks are quieter than bare feet on …

setralynn: reddobastard: onethingconstant: songbirde108: mercurialkitty: emmagrant01: clevermanka: youcangofindatree: moremetalthanyourmom: Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move Gotta try it I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders …

hot-as-balls: fun tips to annoy your friends: whenever something happens say “this is just like the lego movie” whenever you see a movie with a white guy actor ask “is that the dad from wizards of waverly place?” say “you know what rly rustles my jimmies” all the time whenever you watch a movie compare it to …

tispy-kitten: nikkibot3000: tallulah99: datiek: popping-smoke: mbisthegame: oparnoshoshoi: anarchyandacupofcoffee: OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best “tip” for women to not get raped by a cop is to “follow the law in the first place so you don’t get pulled over.”http://youtu.be/BO8g8akPWcY (Last third of the video). Three serial rapists in 3 weeks arrested in Oklahoma, …

mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers: lovelyandbrown: shawnlord: sirwiseintuition: sterlinglikesilver: ghdos: herdreadsrock: 1000-life-hacks: A great money saving technique. Doing this now. Gonna give this a try. I did this for a few months and had a couple hundred. Think I’m gonna start again. Interesting I’ll give if a shot too see where it lands me genius this is smart as …

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