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carnival-phantasm: raposinhachan: carnival-phantasm: Real talk, “toast sandwich” gives me such a bizarre feeling of anger…not because it’s particularly disgusting, I mean England has far worse food such as jellied eels, what makes me mad about toast sandwiches is that someone put a slice of toast between two slices of bread and had the AUDACITY to …
coolcoolcoolperalta: fiendfyrx: spawnofinterest: 1021girl: snickerdoodlesandsausages: enjolrasactual: in-love-with-my-bed: the-winchesters-creed: ayellowstateofmind: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful. if you want information it is and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin why would you stab a …
sweet-bitsy: v4rd: please watch this it’s 6 seconds long If I am ever upset send me this video. It is scientifically proven that this video will cheer me up no matter what. I have been sobbing in the middle of the night and I STILL LAUGHED when I saw this video. This video is everything …
c3po: newcumer69: c3po: turns out if u dnot eat for 24 hours 2 pieces of toast actually does not Make u all filled up http://c3po.tumblr.com/post/16370223533WOW. MY COCK IS TROBBIN XXX ohh cool
jennerallydrawing: jennerallydrawing: disneyxd: Start your day with this XD Sketchbook student project cooked up by @jennerallydrawing from the College of Creative Studies! This was wicked fun to work on! So much thanks to the great team at DXD! And I hope everyone’s having a good mornin’~ bringin this back to spread that good morning mood!
eggtrolls: god I’m absolutely going to hell I’m sorry guys I was at my friend’s engagement party yesterday and everyone was about to do cheers with these nasty ass shots of blue tequila but I don’t drink and I especially do not drink tequila, blue or otherwise, so I grabbed a piece of bread from …
sounddesignerjeans: strangelypensieve: trouserweasel: trouserweasel: LOOK THEY ACTUALLY DO HAVE TOASTERS WITH LITTLE WINDOWS SO YOU CAN WATCH YOUR FOOD GET TOASTED it looks like toast jail They’ve been taken into crustody… bad and naughty slices are put in the Source: trouserweasel
sir-uncle: You know what his bread would go great with? PB AND J
phantomrose96: whitedad: sejii: tumblr experiment: put in the tags what you call this thing a felony