whenflowersfade: avocadamnit: aphoenixinwriting: mrsmarymorstan: kyrael: gallifreyfieldsforever: I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.” “…Technically, yes.” Imagine it, a poor First Year …
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Gryffindor online description: brave, noble, chivalrous, a little arrogant and reckless at times, but an all around hero Gryffindor actual description: “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?” *sees spider and screams* Ravenclaw online description: witty, intelligent, tends to be eccentric, very smart and pretty nerdy, Ravenclaw actual description: hasn’t left the house in six days, is down …
coolcoolcoolperalta: fiendfyrx: spawnofinterest: 1021girl: snickerdoodlesandsausages: enjolrasactual: in-love-with-my-bed: the-winchesters-creed: ayellowstateofmind: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful. if you want information it is and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin why would you stab a …
why i can’t take Ravenclaws seriously
nargles-of-ni: folieadeuxover: in Shakespearean english, a euphemism for a guys you-know-what was “wit”. so, “the length of a man’s wit” is actually a clever euphemism for talking about how ‘manly’ a guy was/ how big his dick was. …brings a whole new meaning to “wit beyond measure is a man’s greatest treasure” Ok but having …
willoftitanium: prismatic-bell: muchymozzarella: I would like to be a Ravenclaw only because I want to be that Ravenclaw who opens the dorms for people with the worst ever answers to questions that are also correct, like “Why is a raven like a writing desk” “They both have the letter R in them" “What is the …
whisperingtothewinds: jollysunflora: lullabyknell: bigenderbeatnik: nentuaby: Heck, I bet there’s a special, secret lounge accessible only to students who convincingly give the door an answer it hadn’t had in mind. Do you think Ravenclaws ever argue with the door to their tower? I bet they do. Like, the eagle says their answer to the riddle is …
Reblog if you’re a Ravenclaw.
allonsyforever: marvelsmostwanted: Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure! Just taking attendance! Gryffindor click here Slytherin x Hufflepuff x
marchingjaybird: okay so I’m doing a little experiment, hopefully it will turn out cool, but I need a little assistance from my Tumblr peeps first 🙂 so reblog this post and tag it with your Hogwarts House and your Zodiac Sign ❤
Small habits and traits of the houses;
lieutenantbellatrix: bloodtraitcr: Gryffindor: nOT CLOSING THE GOD DAMN DOOR // an organised mess – that pile of laundry has been there for a week but students will know how many millimetres their quill is from their desk // very forward people, often don’t realise how strongly positive they come across… Small habits and traits of …
gothartwin: thepioden: sadgaywerewolf: thepioden: autisticshepard: thepioden: bagera69: acaranalogy: thepioden: Ravenclaws probably have, overall as a house, the worst grades in the school tbh. i feel as though ravenclaws would have driven Hermione Granger…
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