List of things to say when someone asks why you don’t want kids

runawayalters: nerdfighterwhatevernumbers: I promised my firstborn to a witch and really don’t want to make good on the deal Well you can have them FOR me if it’s that big a deal to you I don’t think I could get a good price for em on the black market Fight me Helen I can’t be …

disembodiedangelfeet: sarcasm is my only defense: Masterlist of Writing Help for Writers hermajestyhelps: *always adding more General Writing Tips, Guides and Advice How to be Confident in Your Writing Start Your Novel Already! Why First Chapters Matter How to Outline a Novel Incorporating Flashbacks Word Building 101 Common Mistakes in Writing Tips on Getting Started …

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