List of things to say when someone asks why you don’t want kids

runawayalters: nerdfighterwhatevernumbers: I promised my firstborn to a witch and really don’t want to make good on the deal Well you can have them FOR me if it’s that big a deal to you I don’t think I could get a good price for em on the black market Fight me Helen I can’t be …

lm-necromancer: asphodelon: by special request of ourlolitadaydreams, a larger version of that hold my flower doodle BUt yall don’t understand how perfect this is. Cause, it’s generally agreed: Hades was a pretty chill dude. He was rich and powerful and grim and kind of a moody manic sometimes, but generally, as long as you stayed on …

pokem0n-princess: ackerman-relatable: novakian: ohai-mg: cuddleing: i lost it with the salad completely lost it at the gravy are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts billy i thought we all agreed to never be creative again I CHALLENGED MYSELF TO NOT LAUGH AND I LOST IT AT THE SALAD

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