vampireapologist: calling the vampire who turned you “master,” “maker,” “sire,”: weird, sorta yucky, super dated, it’s out calling the vampire who turned you “daddy,” “vladdy,” “Extremely Rude,”: innovative, fun, it’s in

rm-renfield: any vampires who need permission 2 enter my house…..  u have my permission….  u wanna come through my window in a flurry of fog & wind?  u can do that…..  wanna drink my blood & take me away to ur big vampire castle?  alright friend, go for it

aviewfrommercury: asgardreid: aviewfrommercury: asgardreid: If you’re awake between 3 AM and 6 AM you’re appropriating lycanthrope culture and you need to go to sleep and check your privilege This is blatant vampire erasure. Go write a sad poem about it My name is Vladand wen its niteor wen the wolvesart pohsting shiteand all discoursehaf gon …

cliffracer: odinsnotwearingmakeup: smartest-kid-in-class: cupofcoffin: A cunning vampire door-to-door salesperson who stands in people’s doorways and talks until they can find a convenient moment to drop their pen and the person picks it up and the vampire says oh “Thank you” and the person says “you’re welcome” and the vampire smiles a big fangy grin and …

if a vampire was just like “hey, wanna bone?” do you think i’d say no? hesitate even slightly? do you take me for a goddamn idiot, incapable of appreciating and gratefully receiving gifts that the universe decides to bestow upon me? c’mon now

thebigastexasburger: rowdyvamp: honestly, being a vampire who is also a goth kid is the best possible cover nobody’s gonna think the kid in all black, with an umbrella and sunglasses and a shirt that says ‘bite me’ is ACTUALLY a vampire, they’ll just think you’re a goth kid pretending to be a vampire “I drink blood …

gothiccharmschool: rm-renfield: One of my goals is to one day create a version of Dracula that is a combination of tacky 80s and 90s aesthetic. Like. Picture Dracula but with the aesthetic of that version of Romeo and Juliet with Leonardo DiCaprio combined with like… a John Carpenter score and music by Duran Duran and …

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