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princess-stabbity: so i’m at the doctor’s again and i see a notecard on the reception desk that asks in bright red ink, Do you want to live forever? finally, i think, finally i’m at the start of a vampire novel. i don’t actually want to live forever, but i’m not about to turn down a …
kawaii-keke-chan: aviewfrommercury: asgardreid: aviewfrommercury: asgardreid: If you’re awake between 3 AM and 6 AM you’re appropriating lycanthrope culture and you need to go to sleep and check your privilege This is blatant vampire erasure. Go write a sad poem about it My name is Vladand wen its niteor wen the wolvesart pohsting shiteand all discoursehaf …
peep-toe-shoes: lennybaby2: pjamma-sf: island-delver-go: secretsinthemargin: I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem. This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day. That’s…a lot. Lawd. Lol. I need a …
jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: fuck the f and g keys being right next to each other do you know how many uncomfortable situations i’ve almost slid into trying to tell someone “you’re good” vampire, texting their human friend: there’s no need to apologize.. you’re foodtheir human friend: what?vampire: *good sorry it was a typohuman friend: was it, thoughvampire: …
he-burrows: “The stories of Vampires turning into bats are true, they just never told you how long it takes”. Timeline documenting the ‘ageing’ process of a vampire over a millennia. I always thought the idea of a vampire staying young and beautiful forever was really boring, what’s the point of being a bloodsucking monster if …
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Where did the idea of vampires having balls actually come from? Like what started that… “I’m a bloodsucking creature of the night; I feel like dressing fabulous and going to mingle in high society!”
trashcanamerica: when i read this i thought by “balls” you meant “testicles” and i just sat here for like two minutes thinking about why vampires having testicles is peculiar to you and why it means that they hang out with the upper class
homestuckorbust: unrealityfreak: freckledglowcloud: p0isunn: earlgreylavenderr: seeweedmermaid: willurl: based on the assumption that human blood can survive in a vampire for about the same amount of time it can in a human body, vampires would only need to feed three or four times a year (red blood cells live about 110 days on average). this would …
krazykitsune: leupagus: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: frostlands: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out “what the fuck is this” “i have anemia” “can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through …
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