dirthamensbird: heedra: heedra: if you really want to fuck a vampire then i’d say you’re down for the count damn thats a lot of notes and a lot of vampire fuckers, i guess its time to raise the stakes @doctormctiddy
Tag Archives: vampires
geniusface: What she says: I’m fine What she means: Can vampires enter rented spaces? I don’t own my apartment, so do I have the rights to invite a vampire into my house, or does the landlord? Or does anyone have the power to invite a vampire into any residence? Vampires can enter public spaces without …
mlentertainment: jarritos: SOME VAMPIRES SUCK DICK! Source: realfootage
noenee-art: thesonofhypnos: noenee-art: On the lead up to October, have some vamps Don’t worry they’re safe (and grounded). Source: noenee-art
spadefish: condensedevil: adhdahri: geekandmisandry: geekgirlsmash: geostatonary: wepon: heedra: what if, like bats, blood-sucking vampires actually represent a small percentage of the full vampire population and most horrible undead creatures of the night are adapted to eat bugs, fruits, and nectars let them eat bugs You, a Ventrue: dignified, refined, drinks only the blood of virgins …
roaringstream: percyyoulittleshit: borealaries: theresoneofyou: princezane: latessitrice: absinthenoir: fuckrealityihaveablog: I want a story about an Italian vampire. No romance, no action. Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?” TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing have you ever met an Italian …
someth1ngpersonal: morgueresident: liftedandgiftedd: that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited Sounds like something a vampire would say Little known fact that vampires have near crippling social anxiety.
jarritos: SOME VAMPIRES SUCK DICK! Source: realfootage
aprilwitching: as someone who has ABSOLUTELY gotten haircuts she knew were hella ugly or bizarre-looking on the grounds of “what the heck, it’s HAIR, this isn’t permanent or anything” and would definitely consider doing so again in the future, i have to remember there is always a chance that, idk, fuckin lestat is gonna decide to …
aliceinpunderland: elrondbaggins: tardis-mind-palace: ruthyless: when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told …
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