fleamontpotter: fleamontpotter: glumshoe: One of my least favorite shots in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the one where Voldemort is leaning over Dumbledore’s corpse to take the Elder wand. I hate it so much. What is the rest of his body doing? It’s implied that he’s planking ominously in the air. Some people might …
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senpai-noticed-you-and-he: frostbackscat: with-a-k: tremblelittle-liongirl: samkerouac: Prometheus (2012) He looks like handsome squidward. I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN’T EVEN SAY THINGS For a second I thought that was Voldemort and was like “when did he find the time to get ripped?” Source: andreii-tarkovsky
ghostlyenemyrebel: aegnor-anarion: marauderettemarsnerd: pocketpadfoot: Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down HOLY FUCK YALL HERES THE LINK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5Zs0a0TOy4
lunalovegoodjunior: hermionemollypeggypond: Dumbledore, died at age 115 Horcruxes made: 0 Voldemort, died at age 71 Horcruxes made: 7 Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul …
damasgratis: avantgaye: my favorite thing about the spanish harry potter translation is that instead of calling voldemort “the dark lord,” they call him señor tenebroso, which basically means “mr. spooky” mi parte favorita de harry potter en inglés es que en vez de decirle a voldemort “el señor tenebroso” le dicen dark lord, lo que …
paranausea: uninucleus: werewolfsingles: uninucleus: werewolfsingles: radfem ace… u mean a person who just hates lgbt people ~~👀 hello ugly Says the squinter who can’t take photos properly do u seriously think ur discoursing w chris pratt rn
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roachpatrol: do you ever think about how voldemort was 72 when he died? like, this dude spent his whole life trying to figure out immortality. as a wizard he’d probably have made it to 200 if he just ate healthy, got regular exercise, had wizard doctor checkups, whatever. and like, the philosopher’s stone existed! no-drawbacks …
inlovewiththatweasley: follow-the-bvtterflies: dracos-amortentia: What if Harry just obliviated Voldemort and none of the death eaters knew it happened so Harry just went about living a normal life and Voldemort was confused as to why all these people in weird masks kept trying to talk to him Gilderoy Lockhart Potter, you are named after a Defense …
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