lunalovegoodjunior: hermionemollypeggypond: Dumbledore, died at age 115 Horcruxes made: 0 Voldemort, died at age 71 Horcruxes made: 7 Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul …
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fleamontpotter: thearcherballet: thearcherballet: fleamontpotter: dumbledore for rio 2016 i’m sorry i’m reblogging again, but like where did dumbledore learn to swim like that? are we to assume that dumbledore lowkey swims in the lake at Hogwarts and outswims the Giant Squid or something? is that why he’s on speaking terms with the merpeople living in …
fleamontpotter: dumbledore please Source: perhapsarat
fleamontpotter: fleamontpotter: sometimes i just get overwhelmed thinking about how unsafe hogwarts is like c’mon guys you have one school to manage in the whole of the UK and LOOK AT IT
fullmetalfisting: fullmetalfisting: Jk Rowling: “dumbledore is rollerblading in every scene. He rollerblades everywhere and hasn’t walked in 30 years. It is never mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to Harry’s journey” I’m getting messages saying this post is homophobic please reblog if you support dumbledore and his quest to make life his roller derby
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cinderanna: jegerik: sendmethemoon221b: platypusplayhere: vikingalitarian: pro-pomsky-anti-feminist: badscienceshenanigans: destiel-is-so-canon-it-hurts: harryjxmespotter: Ok Snape, Voldemort and Harry are the three brothers but do you realise that Dumbledore is Death ? He greeted Harry at King’s Cross and was the one behind Snape and Voldemort’s death. *epic jaw drop* old friend Fuck man He’s the one who gave Harry …
mcgonagall: do you think we should start requiring permission slips for quidditch? i mean, potter literally lost all the bones in his arm last year dumbledore: nah mcgonagall: also, maybe we should let parents know if we’re gonna send students into the forest for detentions? remember when we sent potter in there and you-know-who tried …
leothegiant: micdotcom: J.K. Rowling utterly destroyed the Westboro Baptist Church on Twitter Magical author and troll-fighter J.K. Rowling gave her fans even more reasons to love her after yet another epic Twitter confrontation with anti-gay trolls. This was the second time the WBC embarrassed itself over Ireland. Hell yeah J.K Rowling Source: mic.com
Dumbledore: The Hogwarts houses? Oh, I respect them all equally! There’s Gryffindor, Slytherin, uhh… *Looks at smudged writing on hand* Dumbledore: Rasinpaw and… *Squints hard* Dumbledore: Jigglypuff
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