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Kylo: *whispers seductively* How about you let me show you how I put the “D” in “Dark Side”? Hux: *whispers seductively back* There are two “D”s in “Dark Side”. You need to be more specific, Kylo. Honestly.

randomsplashes: Kylo:

winemomhux: winemomhux: winemomhux: I feel like “General Hux is General Grievous” would be a Resistance meme a la “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” “Their first names are both GENERAL – coincidence????”  “Why do you think his greatcoat is so big??? he’s gotta keep all those arms in there”“Have u ever SEEN them in the same room????”“Has Hux …

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nervouscupcakestudent: headcanon that Mitaka is the appointed uncomfortable third wheel in every kylux argument ever “Mitaka, do you think Kilo Pen would be so kind to stop destroying my ship for once or will he forever be a spoiled useless brat?“ “Uhm.. General, I don’t—” “Mitaka, would you tell that irritating little man that my …

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Kylo is public about their relationship because he’s jealous.

headcanon accepted. Ren steps onto the bridge, clears his throat and waits until everyone present turns to acknowledge him. He then proceeds to loudly proclaim: “General Hux and I have successfully engaged in coitus. Everyone else will now stop trying to seduce him. Especially you Lieutenant Mitaka. I have seen what’s in your mind and …

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