thebootydiaries: dapperbubble: thebootydiaries: imma keep it real wit u chief i’m scared of ppl who are obsessed with astrology and zodiac signs or whatever please don’t say scorpio or caprisun or those things to mme please I will get whiplash immediately please Caprisun assffkkkggsafhkllgsaa What did I JUST say

Zodiac As Cliche Movie Tropes

Aries: girl is pissed at her parents and rides an injured/hopeless horse in rebellion and wins a race Taurus: lazy unemployed guy with a sense of humor and a heart of gold Gemini: “that’s not my dream, dad…. it’s yours” Cancer: character killed off to fuel man angst OR protagonist of YA dystopian film Leo: …

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