wesandersthetic: i love how few fucks australians give in the summer, go barefoot in maccas, barefoot in woolies, barefoot in iga, make a pool in the back of ur ute, be topless 24/7, five kmart fans to a room, zooper dooper scars, fist fights with the local fauna…. iconic
Tag Archives: australia
official-andy-warhol: kitsunetrickster: official-andy-warhol: official-andy-warhol: I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them. what do you mean these good boys can kill me Dingo Also Dingo danger shiba inu
chief-toby-and-friends: anais-ninja-blog: mathylibrarian: thassalia: vintar: katschy: vintar: thegoodfightingdoctor: vintar: i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people don’t care enough to …
genghis-khanye: voriyarapoeta: Yo do all the Australian people on this site know each other because it seems like it we all have to take turns using the same computer. while one of us shitposts the others all run on a treadmill to power our wombat based internet connection
ayellowbirds: scruffsmcgoogle: prettyboyshyflizzy: yall southern states got dinosaurs running around and yall make jokes about new york having rats But they are places to be expected. NY rats take the subway and be trying to sell their mixtapes and shit. That’s an Australian accent. That’s a croc, not a gator—specifically, it’s a big ol’ saltie. …
snarcadegannon: fluffmugger: cassyblue: fozmeadows: stavvers: Getting misty-eyed imagining the future: spaceships exploring strange new worlds, seeking out new life and new civilizations, going boldly &c., &c., all while triumphantly bearing “ARSE” in large letters on their hulls. I have never felt more patriotic than I do at this very moment. @grimark The best thing is …
editor-c: pastrycurses: xtec: Me: hey how’s it going My Australian friend: ??????? Me: oh sorry Me: noʎ ǝɹɐ ʍoɥ ʎǝɥ Them: ohhhhhhh LOL the spiders are coming and I only have minutes left @ghost-chicky I’m scrwaming @eckcro
eatingcroutons: laughingfish: dave-mau5: dave-mau5: Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries. YOU THINK IM JOKING? LIGHT? FRIGHT! This is the best thing I’ve ever seen The Q&A on Hungry Jacks’s …
thathomestar: i always thought this was just a funny joke image that was photoshopped but then i actually searched it one day and
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