hesaidsidhesaid: thecrazyfereldan: queerrobbiereyes: bizarrodf: lucianite: nerdadventcal: Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”) Because Clark is awesome and loves christmas. remember that time we learned clark kent is a grown man who still believes santa exists He’s …
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robinmichelleblake: jormundgandr: officialloislane: I’m HOLLERING, CLARK! “If you would be so kind as to h*cking Perish” That’s the face of a man that could turn his opponents hand into strawberry jam, but he’s not listening to that part even though it’s really convincing That face says “Is that all you have, my good bitch?”
land-dolphin: barefoothippyinatree: officialloislane: Are y’all SEEING this! Just to clarify! Because most news articles wernt specific! It was the record for the 10 and under 100 yard butterfly! And HE BEAT THE RECORD BY MORE THAN A SECOND! HE ALSO GOT FIRST IN ALL OF HIS RACES AT THAT MEET! AND HE IS DREAMING OF …
Superman
dragon-of-sapphire: chaoschronicler: crazy-pages: firebirdeternal: crazy-pages: I just realized that Clark Kent probably works at the Daily Planet because it means he and his super-senses are planted right in the middle of a bunch of investigative journalists all day long. He probably knows more about Metropolis’ corruption and abuses of power than anyone else in the world, just …
hatingongodot: Before she learns about his secret identity, Lois Lane thinks Clark Kent is a goddamn mess She goes to his place to work on a joint article and it takes her like half an hour to find out that Clark lives in an absolutely nonfunctional house She has to change a lightbulb but there …
Evidence against the argument that Superman’s disguise wouldn’t fool anyone:
sherlockcries4redbeard: bisexualbarbaragordon: adventurecomics Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look alike contest to a fucking drag queen. Charlie Chaplin once failed to even place at a Charlie Chaplin impersonator contest. Hugh Jackman went to comic con as Wolverine, only 2 people noticed him and one told him he was too tall. Christopher Reeve use …
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roachpatrol: comedowntheroad: raptorific: I still think it’s hilarious that the reason nobody ever figures out Superman’s secret identity or where he lives or what he does when he’s not saving the planet, is because he already told them all the Kryptonian stuff that can’t be tied to any of his human friends or family. I …
deprofundisclamoadte: wheres the fic where Clark Kent gets caught kissing Batman, and then gets hounded by the media every waking moment because “average civilian is dating Batman!!” and Clarks mourning the loss of his anonymity, meanwhile Bruce thinks its fucking hilarious, enjoy dealing w the press in both of your alter egos now, pretty boy, so …
justiceleaque: the sheer amount of artistic talent put into these panels to portray the right feeling on clark’s face is amazing Source: justiceleaque
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