hesaidsidhesaid: thecrazyfereldan: queerrobbiereyes: bizarrodf: lucianite: nerdadventcal: Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”) Because Clark is awesome and loves christmas. remember that time we learned clark kent is a grown man who still believes santa exists He’s …
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robinmichelleblake: jormundgandr: officialloislane: I’m HOLLERING, CLARK! “If you would be so kind as to h*cking Perish” That’s the face of a man that could turn his opponents hand into strawberry jam, but he’s not listening to that part even though it’s really convincing That face says “Is that all you have, my good bitch?”
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dragon-of-sapphire: chaoschronicler: crazy-pages: firebirdeternal: crazy-pages: I just realized that Clark Kent probably works at the Daily Planet because it means he and his super-senses are planted right in the middle of a bunch of investigative journalists all day long. He probably knows more about Metropolis’ corruption and abuses of power than anyone else in the world, just …
hatingongodot: Before she learns about his secret identity, Lois Lane thinks Clark Kent is a goddamn mess She goes to his place to work on a joint article and it takes her like half an hour to find out that Clark lives in an absolutely nonfunctional house She has to change a lightbulb but there …
words-writ-in-starlight: stinson-png: This was funnier in my head. If this was funnier in your head I have no idea how you’re still alive because I’m fucking dying. Source: stinson-png
socialistexan: captain-narraboth: BLESSED IMAGE Superman Is Jewish: The Hebrew Roots of America’s Greatest Superhero Both of his creators were Jewish, which would be why he knows.
mrperezsoso: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: theazureesper: Look at his face, man. He is so disappointed in you. “WHY DID YOU NOT PATENT THIS”
theazureesper: Bruce Wayne: A Very Serious Adult Man.
ricetwink: audible-smiles: officialoislane: This is legitimately the most horrifying tweet I’ve seen in a long time NOOOOO Source: marsapartment
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