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pancakemilkshake: I want the world to understand computers don’t just do things, they only do what the user tells them to do. “Digital art is cheating! The computer does it!” No, the user painted it. “Digital music isn’t real! The computer makes it!” No, the user composed it. “I don’t know what happened. The computer …
fruitsgood: me: i am going to look on amazon dot com to find computer parts for my computer because i am an adult amazon dot com: Gigabyte GeForce GTX 1070 G1 Gaming Video/Graphics Cards GV-N1070G1 GAMING-8GD, Intel Core i7 6700K 4.00 GHz Unlocked Quad Core Skylake Processor, Socket LGA 1151 & ASUS LGA1151 DDR4 DP …
hollowedskin: arionwind: autismserenity: arionwind: autismserenity: ARE computers flammable? I feel like they’re probably not? This depends entirely on how much uncooked rice you have shoved in the floppy drive. …Ok I feel like there’s a story behind this. There is, yes! After I quit school, I worked briefly as a computer repair tech. Going to …
slavery: FUCK.GOV: HACKERS CAN HACK INTO YOUR COMPUTER WITH ONLY A PICTURE OF YOUR CAR KEYS!! OLD PEOPLE: WHAT!!!!!!!
writingandnerdshit: whales-are-gay: homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him …
hranuspeaks: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them i remember one dude that came in last week that tried to convince me that his optical drive was his hard drive
Clients from Hell.
Me: “How can I help you today, ma’am?” Client: “Is e-mail internet”? Me: “I beg your pardon?” Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?” Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.” Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.” …
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