kavinksybaby: quicsilver: why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass …
Tag Archives: demons
deadcatwithaflamethrower: aimofdestiny: dateamonster: original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word “succubare” which means “to lie under” and incubus comes from the latin word “incubare” which means “to lie on” new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn’t …
thetumblinggene: you guys you guys you guys OH MY GOD YOU GUYS hooo boy so me and my roommate Charlie are unpacking some stuff in my room and there’s this apartment right under my window right, well we hear this horrific screaming, like we legit thought someone was being assaulted, so we went rigid and …
dirtj0b: Just scrolled past a post saying you can’t smooch demons I am going to smooch TEN demons, just try and stop me
ifuckingguess: I think if Target was open 24 hours like Walmart, demons would probably manifest right in the aisles, the fabric of our universe would deteriorate and God would have to intervene
sensualthoughtsofstevebuscemi: baruyon: orpheusturners: BRO, you NEED to STOP SUMMONING DEMONS IN THE FRAT HOUSE Somebody make this into an actual comic
nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear: kelssiel: cool concept: demons and monsters being defeated by disabilities -a demon waits to scare a woman as she opens her eyes she doesn’t notice because she’s blind -the boogeyman grabs the child’s ankle as they climb put of bed, it’s prosthetic the child doesn’t notice -sirens fail to lure the deaf sailor for …
charizard: puddin-bowl: How being in college feels I’m screaming Source: puddin-bowl
ectoplasmmm: why did the Internet go right from making their lips big to summoning demons
you can’t drown your demons if they know how to swim, but it’s your fault if you taught them how to. mistakenjudgemint (via wordsnquotes) Source: wnq-writers.com
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