thepioden: misterwiggums: emperor-of-matzah: strongermonster: it’s so weird hearing americans talk about Target© as some kind of semi-religious holy space of reasonably priced goods and services, bc in it’s short, fever-dream existence up here in the frozen north it was… Not Good. in my experience with the three (3) i went to in the surrounding area …
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ifuckingguess: I think if Target was open 24 hours like Walmart, demons would probably manifest right in the aisles, the fabric of our universe would deteriorate and God would have to intervene
ianstagram: Target self-checkout screen: Hope you had fun on your Target™ run! Me, with $51.79 less than I had an hour ago: you’re worse than the devil
its-witching-hour: I 100% think that if you went inside, you would walk into a normal sized one. It would be seemingly normal, with everyday employees and shoppers. And you’d wander around and almost forget the weird beginning of this adventure, buy a DVD, and then step back out into this field. Source: jklmarco
glitterweave: I’ve never related to something so much before Source: glitterweave
tis-superfruit: “I’m a non-Christian living the South, I can’t even go to a god damn potluck without having to thank some space fairy for the broccoli casserole, and honey, it makes me a little uncomfortable.” I’m WHEEZING. This is me at every family gathering.
Source: morefunthanb4
kitschchimera: selonian: parahsalmer: sociallyawkwardriot: ehretha: EVERY Target shopper NEEDS to know this: If the price ends in 8, it will be marked down again. If it ends in a 4, it’s the lowest it will be. Target’s mark down schedule: MONDAY: Kids’ Clothing, Stationery (office supplies, gift wrap), Electronics. TUESDAY: Women’s Clothing and Domestics. WEDNESDAY: …
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