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splendidland: splendidland: my dick is malleable, it can be shaped into any form i desire, and with the magic of stop motion technology, i have crudely recreated every wallace and gromit movie using nothing but my plasticine dick. recently, my dick has dried up, and is now permanently shaped like the steamroller from bob the …

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lmaonade: people think just having your physical dick out is enough, you need to have your mental dick out too. and your spiritual dick? absolutely needs to be out. otherwise you’re just holding yourself back

dan-mcneely:

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glumshoe:

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klefable: klefable: ladies, if a guy ever sends you an unwarranted dick pic, reply with this image i just got a death threat for this post. nice 10/10