redacted-metallum: redacted-metallum: Did I ever tell yall about the time I had a really vivid dream that I overheard some dudebros talking about sucking dick and one of them said “I’d suck a dick” and his bros were like “but bro you’re straight” and the response was “It doesn’t have to be a guy’s dick. …
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ayellowbirds: syqitten: auroralynches: you know what i really want? a modern dudebro vampire. just a typical obnoxious straight boy in a neon tank top and cargo shorts who also happens to be a creature of the night. “okay, dude, i’m only feeding on you ‘cause i’m starving and there aren’t any hot girls around. no …
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