thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ayellowbirds: syqitten: auroralynches: you know what i really want? a modern dudebro vampire. just a typical obnoxious straight boy in a neon tank top and cargo shorts who also happens to be a creature of the night. “okay, dude, i’m only feeding on you ‘cause i’m starving and there aren’t any hot girls around. no …