sathinfection: oh gosh, what a lovely anon to wake up to LET’S TALK DICK STATISTICS Hux has, in fact, had the sort of sampling of cocks one could expect from a 34 year old who became sexually active in his late teens but who’s very busy and living in a homophobic society. So, more than …
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*slides in* Thanisson headcanons?
He’s really salty all the time because everyone on the Finalizer thinks he looks like he’s 15 and go out of their way to tell him so. But to be fair, Thanisson is the Literal Worst™. He’s an asshole just like everyone else, but he’s also a hypocrite, a liar, and a tattletale to boot. …
kybercrvstals: One of my favorite headcanons is that the children of the Imperial soldiers who grew up in the Unknown Regions have a very distinct set of vocabularies and slang. It’s almost a language of their own. Because of course something like that was bound to develop – stick all of these children with brains …
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