editor-c: ricobrzenskas: hypocean: deedeedeebee: I usually have two or more sets of headcanons with characters Headcanon A: what I think realistically Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilarious you forgotC: what is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends #option D: what would never work with canon but the canon is shit …
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neriine: Armitage Hux who accidentally makes terrifying weapons every time he tries to fix something, like if War and Newton Pulsifer had a child Microwave needs fixing? It’s an atom bomb now, congrats Clock behind a little? Holy shit why does it shoot lasers now A simple mining job on a backwater ice planet? Wait. …
ricobrzenskas: hypocean: deedeedeebee: I usually have two or more sets of headcanons with characters Headcanon A: what I think realistically Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilarious you forgotC: what is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends #option D: what would never work with canon but the canon is shit so …
*slides in* Thanisson headcanons?
He’s really salty all the time because everyone on the Finalizer thinks he looks like he’s 15 and go out of their way to tell him so. But to be fair, Thanisson is the Literal Worst™. He’s an asshole just like everyone else, but he’s also a hypocrite, a liar, and a tattletale to boot. …
Okay but just picture Resistance Hux though–wanting to hate every single person he encounters. Bitching and griping and complaining. Snarking to Ben non-stop. Being an asshole because he doesn’t know what else to be. He’ll rant and rave to Ben about one thing or another and he isn’t sure what he’s mad at. And Ben will just nod and be like ‘Okay, sure. What do you want for dinner?’ Because he knows Hux will take time to adjust. And its worth it when Hux smiles at something he never knew existed
that-vicious-vixen: Yes yes YES. Imagine the first time Hux is hugged by someone? He just goes stiff and looks at Ben in absolutely horror and waits for it to end. He’s trained in diplomacy so he can hold it together and play friendly, but the moment he gets back to their room he loses it. “They …
Random Things I Suddenly Need
generallyhuxurious: * Kylo Ren putting Hux’s uniform on for a laugh, the jodhpurs are ok but the jacket just tears at the seams the first time he moves. It also strains the zip so Hux ends up having to cut him out of it. * Dopheld Mitaka everyone’s favourite punching bag actually turns out to …
deluxekyluxtrashcan: If they lost, if the First Order failed and there was no way out, imagine Hux deciding to do things his way. He knows what will happen if he’s captured, and if there’s truly no way for him to escape perhaps he’d rather meet his own end on his terms, rather than anyone else’s. He’ll …
cordria: caleneragami: Okay, so, kinda out of the blue headcanon time. I’ve always wondered if someone else thought about it (probably), but I’ve never seen someone talk about it, so I was wondering what your take on breathing while being intangible is. Because if you are truly intangible, shouldn’t your lungs theorethically be unable to …
namppa: planning horrible headcanons with your friends but accidentally crossing the line like
First order kindergarden!AU headcanons – part 2
so-damn-mishalicious: @darthmaddiesartblog sent me and @generalboytoy into another sugar rush |D so more silly headcanons for you to enjoy: – Ren has a sweet tooth: he especially enjoys chocolate pudding with vanilla dots but the star killer base cantina only has chocolate or vanilla alone. That’s why Hux always split his pudding with the little sith …
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