accio-shitpost: it occurs to me that the hogwarts system might be designed to stop people assimilating into muggle culture – in hogwarts, you’re kept in a wizarding world bubble. for people who grew up in the wizarding world they get to continue not knowing anything about muggle life and how muggles think; for muggleborns, they …
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kvothbloodless: bumblebeebats: It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS- Hermione ghost wrote this
Gryffindor online description: brave, noble, chivalrous, a little arrogant and reckless at times, but an all around hero Gryffindor actual description: “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?” *sees spider and screams* Ravenclaw online description: witty, intelligent, tends to be eccentric, very smart and pretty nerdy, Ravenclaw actual description: hasn’t left the house in six days, is down …
why i can’t take Ravenclaws seriously
nargles-of-ni: folieadeuxover: in Shakespearean english, a euphemism for a guys you-know-what was “wit”. so, “the length of a man’s wit” is actually a clever euphemism for talking about how ‘manly’ a guy was/ how big his dick was. …brings a whole new meaning to “wit beyond measure is a man’s greatest treasure” Ok but having …
thefarfire: jr-abraxas: ktnissevurdeen: buttalecki: what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons I do not have the power within me to not reblog this. Christ …
nonbinarybuckys: Muggle borns who regularly forget that they can accomplish things by magic, especially when they first get back to school “Hey can you grab that book for me?” “Dude, get it yourself, you have a wand.” “Ugh, my skirt ripped, and I hate sewing!” “You know the spell to fix it, don’t you?” “Be …
Autistic Hogwarts students
uniqueaspergirl: Autistic students who are best friends with their pets, owls, cats and frogs. Autistic students who spend all their free time in the library. Autistic students who know spells that can muffle the sounds around them. This could be really useful in the great hall and other crowded places. Autistic students who made a …
dragonitehugs: marcovicci: samandriel: sometimes pottermore is worth the hassle WIZARDS ARE SO GROSS AND BACKWARDS WAIT HOGWARTS STUDENTS LEARN VANISHING SPELLS IN FIFTH YEAR HOW DID WIZARDS POOP BEFORE THEY TURNED 15
marcovicci: muggle-born wizards politely declining their hogwarts acceptance letters with “i’ve heard you have not yet installed plumbing”
willow-wanderings: howlingguardian: Wait, so in Gryffindor Tower, if a boy tries to go up the girl’s staircase, it turns into a slide, right? What if one day a kid sets foot on it, but it remains stairs, all the way to the top, and at the top the kid whispers “I knew I was a real …
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