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morbidmanatee: jungwildeandfree: ethantheheffalump: cerynn: theamazingsallyhogan: the-gender-enigma: prokopetz: Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”. Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre. pro cilantro and anti cilantro Just to screw with us they refer …
your-friendly-neighbohood-black: a-dull-glow: apostatively: systlin: voidspacer: My roomba is scared of thunderstorms I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles I currently now have an active …
beefnap: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m absolutely reeling over that I don’t even have time to process it fully before I look at the …
Humans Are Weird
editor-c: onnastik: lochtayboatsong: strangenewclassrooms: exvind: galaxystew: down-sizing: otherwise-called-squidpope: unicornempire: arcticfoxbear: the-grand-author: wuestenratte: val-tashoth: crazy-pages: radioactivepeasant: arafaelkestra: arcticfoxbear: So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the …
trash-bot: constitutionalist-slav: mojave-red: Humans “Man is hit by a speeding car and thrown 25 feet. Gets up with no injuries.” Also Humans “Man slips on floor and hits head on counter, dies instantly.” We’re set for die instantly or never and there’s no in between This reads like an alien meme
glumshoe: akaomoide: glumshoe: tastelikemoonshine: glumshoe: please enjoy this excellent graphic about comparative nipple placement Hey like what are the x for cos like. R they secret nipples I don’t know about they’re places where humans are most likely to have supernumerary nipples, along the “milk line”… here’s another uncomfortable graphic: What is that thing on the …
impalalord: So, you want a look at human history? First thing you gotta do is understand the mentality. They evolved as predators. Yeah, I know, they ain’t got any natural weapons to speak of… Kinda. You ever see what a desperate human will do to another in a bar fight with just their teeth? Nasty …
banana-spice: ciphercoyote: kitswulf: isaacmemes: ghettoinuyasha: fckin: I’m thinking about her forbidden fruit Why do grown ass adults want to eat Tide pods so much? Because a ton of the visual/olfactory/textural sensory information these pods give me the match nutritionally-dense fruit. It’s got the oleic gleam of something high-fat like an avocado, but bright carotenoid-rich coloration …
hornygold: fudisi-space-spinster: randomingoftherandomness: drunkoncaffeineanddepression: fenixfoxtrot510: hedgiwithapen: grimm-fairy: fir-trees-unite: breelandwalker: eeyore9990: invaderdrey: catbountry: fallenwithstyle: murkymuse: paksenarrion-reader: kawaguardian: kryallaorchid: miracufic: pokemonsunburn: petermorwood: lyricwritesprose: majingojira: ohgodhesloose: morebadbookcovers: myurbandream: jabberwockypie: skeletonmug: artiestroke: splintercellconviction: giraffepoliceforce: I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the …
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