vetstudentlive: iheartvmt: moniquill: fistfulofgammarays: So I got blood drawn today, and left a note for myself last night to remember to fast. It was much more confusing at 5AM than it was the night before. ….as a person who works in a medical lab, my initial reaction to that sign was ‘This coffee pot is for …
Tag Archives: microwave
orteil42: the dutch word for microwave oven is “magnetron” which is neat because you can picture it as either a sick-ass transformer robot or some dude named ron who’s really into magnets
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visser9466: garbage-empress: you have unlocked the microwave’s good ending. Time for a genocide run Source: screenshotsofdespair
triisoup: jonnovstheinternet: my friend tried the potato setting on his microwave Source: jonnovstheinternet
iswearimnotnaked: i put a potato in the microwave and pressed the potato button and now it’s just flashing the word potato over and over and my potato is spinning and i think i just summoned the potato god
callout post for my microwave
beaky-peartree: beaky-peartree: – heats the plate – DOESNT heat the food – JUST CRACKED MY FUCKING PLATE– WHAT THE FUCK
unclefather: there should be an option on the microwave that says “please don’t make a beep sound my mom is gonna be really mad if she finds out I’m making taquitos at 4 am again”
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