righteous-hoof: sapphire-spacegem: wolverinedoctorwho: semiotickitten: apiratenhisprincess: 4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If …

megneato: evilpotato512: imagine the most serious character you know now imagine them getting scared by the toaster going off as they walk by #fucking hell Locus#of all the things to scare the shit out of you#it’s that (via epsilonchurches)

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