cliffracer: odinsnotwearingmakeup: smartest-kid-in-class: cupofcoffin: A cunning vampire door-to-door salesperson who stands in people’s doorways and talks until they can find a convenient moment to drop their pen and the person picks it up and the vampire says oh “Thank you” and the person says “you’re welcome” and the vampire smiles a big fangy grin and …

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