whenflowersfade: avocadamnit: aphoenixinwriting: mrsmarymorstan: kyrael: gallifreyfieldsforever: I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.” “…Technically, yes.” Imagine it, a poor First Year …
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spicychickencows: sirnotappearinginthisblog: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd: kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd: you know what’s always bugged me? when a character is faced with some magical two headed being or some shit and one always lies while the other tells the truth and to figure out which is which the character’s like “which one of you is the liar” or something like …
ryanphantom: IT’S BECAUSE THE POISON WAS POISON
nowimthevillain: amroyounes: Answer: The third, the lions already starved to death Answer: The poison was in the ice Answer: She shot her husband with a camera and then developed the picture Answer: There is no mail on Sundays Source: amroyounes
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