emmersdrawberry: all those ‘say no to drugs’ assemblies in school where WACK i never once had the pot head kids push the Devils Lettuce on me. they’d be like ‘hey u wanna smoke some of this here Blunt of Marajoouana?’ and i’d be like ‘no thanks i dont smoke’ and they’d be like ‘ok cool’ and never bother me …
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yosb: america: DRINK SOME REAL SHIT, FUCK WITH A REAL BITCH uk: when you turn 30 and you start paying taxes for real, and you been audited twice, you start drinking whiskey japan: this is the alcohol for people who arent trying to end up on the street with their clothes off (a lie)china: oh so you …
flickiesisland: he lost his job then his life spiralled out of control from there. tragic Source: rockmanmegaworld
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dietcokelesbian: wine mom vodka aunt tequila cousin whiskey uncle beer brother rum dad sangria sister gin grandma fireball family friend scotch grandpa weed cousin tag urself
mister-march-hare: mister-march-hare: look, you can say a lot about the deep web, but what really matters is that on the deep web i found a three-generation appalachian moonshiner family selling their proud traditional wares which they have collaborated on for decades, complete with wholesome woodsy description and screen name something like pappy’s shine, and you …
rosewitchwoods: just-shower-thoughts: The recommended age to have an Ouija board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil. Laws are picky about what sort of spirits you’re allowed to deal with.
thisbibliomaniac: voiceactresskurutta: skelegingerr: kiokushitaka: hunter-fejes: celticpyro: leepace: fall-out-phan: DO NOT FORCE ALCOHOL ON TO PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DO NOT DRINK DO NOT FORCE ALCOHOL ON TO PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DO NOT DRINK DO NOT FORCE ALCOHOL ON TO PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DO NOT DRINK ugh this. my husband is 30 and has …
alcoholic beverage breakdown
vafertor: fitscientist: spaceapples453: deepthoughtsdeepersquats: longjohnleggings: robotsatthedisco: euclase: I had a disturbing exchange with a high school-aged person today that prompted this… Beer, wine, mead, and cider are fermented beverages. Mead is made from honey. Cider is made from apples. Beer is made from grains. Beer tastes like beer because they flavor it with hops. They …
evil-saint: emmafrosticle: ok so since ive worked in a liquor store for close on 3 years now, I’ve developed this really specific habit of assigning fictional characters alcoholic headcanons. like I can tell you what any characters drink of choice would be. Most recently I’ve done it for star wars: Rey: would insist on buying …
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