mulletlove: some of u (me) need to remember that u are an animal u are literally a fucking primate u are a product of everything that has ever occurred and u are actually a part of your environment/world/universe and not some voyeur experiencing the external concept of “nature”. you are natural you are an animal …
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fallintolife: fallintolife: fallintolife: fallintolife: fallintolife: I feel like my roommates are probably aliens and I’m teaching them how humans eat with my grocery choices when I first moved in the fridge had like… water in it. and some mustard. definitely people things but ??? and then I bought a bigass jar of peanut butter and …
snakegay: 1128nesecret: snakegay: snakegay: snakegay: i cant wait until future dolphin archaeologists draw shrink wrapped human paleoart [10 million A.D. dolphin voice] behold, a man! [other dolphin voice] i cant believe we’re still pretending humans were hairless. give humans hair you cowards!!! I thought it was like people who dig and study only dolphins. Also …
moonsofavalon: star-lord: lilian-cho: roachpatrol: vulcandroid: i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it Humanity’s first contact with Vulcans was some guy going “I’m down to fuck.” Vulcans’ first contact with Humans …
glassraptor: vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special
Reasons Humans are the cutest animals:
sliceofphan: whoopsrobots: 1. They know that automatic doors open by themselves, ut when they walk towards them they slow down just in case. Sometimes they hold out their hands and pretend it’s magic. 2. They adopt smaller animals and live with them in their homes, sometimes imitating noises and sounds in attempts to communicate. 3. …
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equalistmako: teejay-kay: equalistmako: The next time someone rudely asks me “so… what are you?” as a way of trying to figure out my race, I’m gonna answer as nervously as possible with “hahah ahah ahaha… human? liKE YOU?” and then walk about 3 feet away from them before stage whispering into my watch “I fear …
hplyrikz: Clear your mind here Source: origin68
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
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