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Hi, after the other anon reminding me of the “top percentile of cocks” line, I have a question : has Hux actually had a large enough sample of said cocks to talk about “top percentile”? And if so, how did he keep his “offenses against the family” down to one?
sathinfection: oh gosh, what a lovely anon to wake up to LET’S TALK DICK STATISTICS Hux has, in fact, had the sort of sampling of cocks one could expect from a 34 year old who became sexually active in his late teens but who’s very busy and living in a homophobic society. So, more than …
sailershanty: venusian–eye: sailershanty: What I really want is First Order documentary propaganda. Showing the planets left behind by the republic, showing the wealth of the core worlds, showing how kids of the empire grew up after the empire fell and its people banished to the unknown regions, showing the corruption in the outer worlds, showing …
*slides in* Thanisson headcanons?
He’s really salty all the time because everyone on the Finalizer thinks he looks like he’s 15 and go out of their way to tell him so. But to be fair, Thanisson is the Literal Worst™. He’s an asshole just like everyone else, but he’s also a hypocrite, a liar, and a tattletale to boot. …
i really thought your reblog of the ‘first order poe hcs’ said ‘first order hoe hcs’ when it loaded on my timeline
tarkinducken: kylostahp: first order hoe hcs: kylo, phasma, and hux have matching booty shorts with ‘naughty,’ ‘bitch,’ and ‘spicy’ across the butts, respectively crop tops everywhere kylo’s training room definitely has a stripper pole, hux’s office might have one too what’s under supreme leader snoke’s robe? hot pink thigh-high lace-up boots with six-inch heels (add ur own) hux is the …
splinteredscript: sailershanty: splinteredstar: honestly i feel like the First Order is sort of – low grade transphobic? not in any focused, “This is How Things Are” kind of way, or out of traditionalism – though they are very Tradition focused, I don’t know how much gender identity features into that. (I’ve gotten the impression that …
hell yeah hell yeah. i rationalize it as hux told his father straight up he was a man and he was gonna be just like his father, before going into the academy, and his dad was like “good, you look like youd punch someone if they said otherwise, i raised you properly”
sailershanty: splinteredstar: (context for the unaware- this is re: Trans!Hux, which is the headcanon (not /wildly/ popular, but significantly so imo) that Hux is a transman. This is also re: This Post where we’re discussing gender presentation in the first order.) That’s entirely possible! There’s also the fact that all of the visible Imperial officers …
egregiousderp: marrecarandgi: spacescadet: sairen-drop: Everyone loses their shit when Hux is not around #i feel like a much easier way to destroy the first order would be just#remove hux#like someone steal hux#they cannot function without him lol (via reysthetic) I love in FO the situation is considered beyond fuck when even Hux is gone. On …
kyloripped: Kylo Ren: Ah yes, the First Order; Captain Phasma, Supreme Leader Snoke and [looks at smudged writing on hand] Fuckin Sux
petty-officer-thanisson: { a ton of white boys in uniform dicking around? Is this the First Order? }
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